Baldi's Basics Vs. Bendy and the Ink Machine

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Player 1:Baldi

Player 2:Bendy

Fight!

No need to battle, Bendy, it's best you just departed

Because when I beat you we would wind up where we started!

This school is your funeral for your game's dead inky carcass

Baldi's the hard hitter, bar spitter claimin' the market!

If my protégé had been assigned an art display

And handed in a sketch of you to me as their project for grades

Then I would flunk what they create,

They'd get suspended from my place

And I would rip the damn disgrace out of the child's notebook page!

Your game is boring, not creepy

Your owner Joey so sleazy

Gave you life for cash, it's greedy

You're just a puppet-like Meatly!

It seems so easy, just walk through the leaky

Rooms feeding us the exposition

Story is bleak and the gameplay need tweaking!

Starting with the weak combat system

That wack axe that your player rocks

Is clunky and it still could stop

You and your goons so I care not

About all that ink flow you got 'cause

Pen game, you've got none

I've won two raps, you've lost one

So this class you should drop, son

Or you'll end up a Lost One!

That was a less than pathetic lesson, I guess it's expected

From when a fad driven graduate tries to lecture perfection

I said it's such a pity kids are being taught by the idiot

That is massive default dancing on those ironic ditty.its!

But now Bendy is spitting it, with no chapters, I am all out

I know you'd be my foe 'cause when I play my sheepish song loud

Wrecked unfinished messes always really seem to crawl out

Into this hairy situation where I'm shaving bald out!

Fall now

You face Satan, so embrace it

Just face it, you're basic

Take your ruler and I'd bash your face in

But you've done that for me

That mug's abhorring

If math is ya game, then just stack up the fame

And tally up who's scoring!

Even school is not this boring

So just call your whack class of NPCs

They'll learn a lesson when I compress 'em

And cut them out into PNGs

Anybody tryna to beef with me must have a messed up head

I'd say that we should change your name to "Baldi's Special Ed"!

You're clownin' if you're braggin' 'bout creative style, chum

You steal the final Joker battle from Arkham Asylum

Bendy's tale is told and I sure hope you all loved it

Now it's time to close his book and move on to a better subject!

So what my game is over and I said my so longs?

At least my story made it past the starting prologue!

Your face is turning red

Get out while you still can

But once you make it through those doors

You'll face me once again!

GAME OVER

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