Sans vs. Jevil

Video Game Rap Battles!

Player One: Jevil

Player Two: Sans

Fight!

How 'bout you spare me your judgement

'cause now my court is in session

And I just want to play a game, not get morality lessons

So it's no question when this pest is gunnin' mii on the track

I'll wear your body as a skin and then I'll bring it into Smash

Makes sense you're a skeleton, I don't know where your brain is at

Claim you're high and mighty, take me back to your lazy acts

You waited for your team to meet all their defeats

To teach your righteous themes? What a megalovaniac!

I could fall asleep for 100 years from the boring battle

That you're bringing here and beat you badly all the same

The diamonds that I spit can spin the club so it's insane

You want to gamble with your life

'Cause you'll be paying it back in spades

When you're the weakest in your team and that's canon

You're bluffin', when you're actin' tough

Just like you're standin' for justice

And here I thought I was the jester, still you're crackin' me up

And that's cause when I rap, I can do anything

While you stand and to nothin'

Well you spit one thing true in fact

That when we're rappin', I can to nothin'

Because your game doesn't require fighting you to pass

So it's no mystery I'll leave you floored as if I used a blue attack

At least my friends are stayin' by me

You just ramble and annoy them 'til they break at the seams

So they shove you in the dungeon and they break all the keys

Now even Malius could not fix up your strayed sanity

Stop your absurd verse cosplayin' nerd

I could find better rhymes in the lines of a word search

Still you blurt how we're sheep and you're free?

Nobody's played a joker this fake deep since Joaquin

Toppin' secret bosses won't be much of a test

When people spend more time on my fight than your main story's quest

So if you're wondering why people look at you and they jest, well

Maybe it's the way you're dressed

You don't throw punches, just puns, you're calling that a comeback?

Hope in my heart you weren't starting with your hardest attack

And who cares who's secret? We're just pieces in a game so answer

Do you think that you're and ace?

If yes you're more clueless than Lancer!

Sans, you know that you're doomed to suffer such a horrible time

Where you get beaten on repeat like it's the carousel ride

Try to make me devil's knife, you'll be reset back on the mic

Because the viewers of these fights will never be pacified

This fight's full of surprises, it's a shame that nobody's find it

If you had a prison guard, you would lose to Papyrus

All this chaos is for nothing cause, man we know

People only know your because my cameo! (Sans!)

A man who's dressed so fab and likes to blab about his gossip?

No need to hide, I think it's time you stepped out of that closet

Sucks that you had flopped to be a cool cryptic villain

Who turned out less of a Gaster and more of a Tem Village

Game over!

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