Bull Is The Spider

I am a spider, hi, how are you?

Four pairs of walking boots, I'm Anansi Sinatra

Sitting peacefully, content with mingling

Until the evening, when my evil senses get to tingling

But isn't it a great time, chilling in the daytime?

Until the night arrives, and then it's playtime

I'll wear four air force pairs at the same time

Connect you to my web before giving you some face time

Many a brave knight gave a brave fight

Until I made a dinner plate of his grave site

In the daytime, I'm a web designer

Then, when the nighttime arrives, I get kind of wild

I'm crawling up your wall

Black and hairy, very small

Now, I'm up above your head, hanging by a little thread

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

(Bull is the spider)

Look, I'm a giant, ungoliant, shelob, an aragog

An arukenimon, and I wreck anyone I can, I'm pog

A self-propelling hairy hand with eight fingers

Wrapped around a pair of scary fangs, ornate pincers

Wait a moment, I must finish up a few things

Wrap up a customer, pick up a couple loose strings

Circadian mood swings change the way I do things

I could lose a few limbs, and just be like, "Oops, cringe"

Went in to the dentist, and I said to them, "My tooth stings"

They didn't find the double entendre, too amusing

And I may not be tall, but when I'm climbing up the walls

Right behind you, you'll be frightened

While you're trying not to fall

Right down into the dungeon, find yourself in a conundrum

Right in time 'cause I'm inviting you to help me out with luncheon

I'm climbing up your spout (creepy, crawly)

That rain won't wash me out (creepy, crawly)

I'm climbing up your spout

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

Your mates won't hear you shout

(Bull is the Spider)

I'm a brain on legs, animated in my element

And when I'm spitting venom, it's as if I'm Eminem

Picking up the pen again, and dip it in the poison

Liquify your innards, turn your organs into hoi sin

So bring your boys in, tell them this'll hurt

With the main course finished, then I'll have them for dessert

Inciting paranoia with a side of violent nausea

Call me Dali or Bunuel, while I'm about to slice your cornea

A primordial killer, debilitating prey

With serrated razor blades dipped in danger mayonnaise

I'll eat you in my own home like a takeaway

So just let the venom penetrate your brain like theta waves

It needn't have to happen in a painful way

So lay awake, breathe, count down from ten, and then fade away

I'm crawling up your wall (creepy, crawly)

Black and hairy, very small (creepy, crawly)

Now I'm up above your head

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

(Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly)

Hanging by a little thread

(Bull is the Spider)

Well, hello again, friend, I'm a skeleton

Hopping on your back like Aladdin on an elephant

Accessorizing spiders like a bone white petticoat

But we know I'm only here to maximize the SEO

We're just some friendly bros, but to you we're deadly foes

Dropping every flow like a heavy load wherever we go

So let's go, skeleton, my exoskeleton

Is ready to propel us to the next little fellow

That we find in the mine

Digging Redstone diamonds

We'll kindly provide him a nice little headstone

Inscribed with the line, "Was alive, now he's dead, LOL"

I'm climbing up your spout

That rain won't wash me out

I'm climbing up your spout

Your mates won't hear you shout

Creepy, crawly, creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

(Bull is the Spider)