I Want Some McDonald's

Yeah, yo, yeah, yo

Yo! Chillin' in the crib with the fam, right?

Got a party planned, it's gon' be a big night

But before we get to bumpin' the beats

I'm thinkin' maybe we should go and get somethin' to eat

There's a McDonald's like just up the street

We can make it pretty quick if we just hustle our feet!

My son said, "I don't want McDonald's"

I said, "Listen buddy

I got a real mean craving for some chicken nuggies!"

And I'm buyin' so c'mon

We slidin' to the spot

Where they fry 'em up in grease

Then they liе 'em in the box

We walkеd in I ran up to the counter like a boss

Lemme get a number ten and some sweet n' sour sauce

But this dude was rude in a bad mood

He gave me 'tude, wasn't cool, I just want food

And he was acting in an unpleasant manner and then he said

"I promise it's only ketchup on my hammer"

Uh okay

I just wanted McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me

(And I'm just tryin' to eat)

I just want some McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me

Would you like fries with that?

Nah we straight, we gon' wait over there

Uh, nevermind that guy's kinda weird

But as we was able to sit down

That sick clown's like

"Wrong table, can't sit here!"

Okay dude

Yo, why is he acting really mean and nuts?

I'm just tryin' to shower the sweet n' sour

All over my chicken nuggs

But he's acting really creepy got me wonderin' if I'm seein' stuff

Went to take a bite, that's when I seen the creeper creepin' up

Yo, this is awkward, can you like go away?

I can't even eat my food my dude, this was a total waste

If you're just gonna stare at us my guy

Can you just throw away my tray

And we'll hit the room right there where we can go and play?

Yay!

Time passed before you know it

All my homies wylin' out

And hoppin' into the foam pit

And then he came in all creepy and makin' us nervous

And asked how we rated his customer service

(It was really bad)

I just wanted McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me

(How about an apple pie?)

I just want some McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, he really got it out for me

(Ugh what?)

Sorry to bother you sir, but I just gotta say

Sorry about earlier, first day on the job today

Had to get the orientation process

Up out of the way, and I can't even figure out

Like where to put the mops away

Dropped my hammer in the ketchup vat up in the back room

Oh, it's really ketchup on that hammer?

Yeah dude, what else would it be?

Hmm

Anyway guy, just wanted to apologize

And say have a good day, bye!

Oh, and by the way, you almost sat up in some mustard

I didn't mean to come off rude I just got really flustered

I didn't want to end up messin' your clothes up

If it were me with mustard on my pants

Yo! I would probably go nuts!

Haha! Just kidding man, hope you all enjoyed the food

Here's a couple coupons, I got a couple for your boys here too

But anyway guys, hope you have a great night

You'll come and see us again on another day, right?

Uh, yeah

I just wanted McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out for me

(But he turned out alright)

I just want some McDonald's

So I went to McDonald's

But I swear this dude Ronald, I thought he had it out-