Talking to Ben

(Ben?)

Wassup Ben, doing anything today, man? (No)

Well, I was hoping we could make plans (yes)

Like how you feel about we hit the beach?

Fly kites out in the breeze with sand beneath our feet (no)

Okay then

Well yo, I know a house that's vacant

Maybe something creepy's in the basement

We could put our suits on and dress up like some agents

And roll up to the crib and then have an investigation (no)

Well dang man, what you wanna do?

I ain't doing nothing, I just wanna have some fun with you

I'm kinda hungry, are you hungry too? (Yes)

How about we grab a couple burgers up at Funky Food? (Ugh)

Oh, you're a vegetarian (no)

You're scared about the Delta variant? (No)

You wanna peep the new aquarium? (No)

Learn a new word with Webster-Marriam? (No)

Yo Ben, what you tryna do?

I ain't got no plans, man, I'm riding with you

And I'm down for whatever, we can hang all day

What do you say we play at the game arcade? (No)

Yo Ben, wanna go for a ride? (No)

Do you even wanna go outside? (No)

I mean, is there anything that you like? (Yes)

Tell me what it is! (No, hohoho!)

Agh, you wanna make some things up out of Play-Doh?

But wait bro, you gotta hear me out before you say "No"

I got every single different color in the rainbow

And we could have a competition, act like it's a game show (no)

Well, how about we take a walk, then? (No)

Read a book? Now that's an option! (No)

Road trip, let's go to Boston? (No)

Make a snowman out of cotton (no)

I'm out of ideas, Ben, I'm patient

But it'd be really helpful if you joined the conversation

What about a double date, then, eh?

Any pretty women in your life that you could take, Ben? (Yes)

Well, now we're getting somewhere

I'm thinking dinner, after that then we can hit up the fair

And we can get a bunch of tickets, win our women a bear

And party all night long, never giving a care! (No)

Well, dang Ben, what you tryna do?

I ain't got no plans, man, I'm riding with you

And I'm down for whatever, we can hang all night

Is it alright if we have a pillow fight? (No)

Yo, Ben, I'll seek if you hide (no)

Have a piece of a pecan pie (no)

I mean, is there anything that you like? (Yes)

Tell me what it is! (No, hohoho!)

Agh, alright Ben, I'm getting irritated

I feel like everything I wanna do, you hate it

And I ain't got nobody else that I could even play with

So is there anything that I can do to make you cave in? (Yes)

You wanna watch a couple TikTok's? (No)

Go hit the gym and we could kickbox? (No)

Go out and buy some matching flip-flops? (No)

Delete the spam that's in my inbox? (No)

Ugh, I'll think of something man, give me a sec'

Yo, why's it feel like you don't give me respect?

All you ever wanna do is use your chemistry set

But yo, what I have to do for you to give me a yes?

Do you wanna listen to some music? (No)

Maybe go hang out on a cruise ship? (No)

Let's pick a thing on your to-do list! (No)

Well, I don't know what else to do then! (Hohoho!)

So Ben, what you tryna do?

We ain't got no plans, and it's all on you

I got mad ideas, you a pain in my side

But yo, let me try one last time

Yo Ben, you wanna play I-Spy? (No)

I spy something bright up in the sky (no)

Oh my gosh, Ben, is there anything that you like? (Yes)

Well, can you tell me what it is (no)

Oh my, oh my gosh!

Alright, goodbye, I'm done

(Ben)

Wassup Ben, wanna hang all day?

I could swing through now, we could play Charades (yes)

Take a ride on my Tandem bike? (Yes)

Pizzeria, we can grab a slice! (Yes)

You know it's fun when you hang with Mike

'Cause I can do anything that Benjamin likes! (Yes)

(Are you kidding me? Do I smell or something?)

Uhh, Ben, I'll be there in five (hohoho!)