Don't Call Me a Noob

ABC for a kid?

My bacon hair is a streaky wig

I'm just a default male

Stuck in meep city

Like a prison cell

Where's my robloxian life

Is lagging like the servee in the dead of night

I'm going AFK

'Til I have enough Robux to really play

Kid, I'm sorry that I can't donate you

It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you

And when someone says "Learn the rules you noob"

But your join date was like in 2002

Don't get blue, just say

Don't call me a noob

I've been around the Blox more times than you

And yeah, I don't have a lot of robux

But I print alot of money at the pizza shop

Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?

Everybody's throwing that term around

But don't call me a noob

Bloxburg's about to blow up

But I can't afford 25 all up

I just wanna role-play

But I'm being trolled all day

And my robloxian struggles

Got me running 'round poppin' bubble wrap bubbles

I'm going AFK

'Til someone does a robux giveaway

And I'm sorry kid, if I can't donate you

It dosen't mean for a second that I hate you

And when someone says "Go away noob"

But your join date was like in 2002

Just do what I do

And say

Don't call me a noob

I've been around the blox more times than you

And I know I don't have a lot of Robux

But I print alot of money at the pizza shop

Singing "Hey Kids!", what's that sound?

Nobody's about to push me around

So don't call me a noob

No, don't call me a noob

Hey kid, what's that sound?

Everybody's throwing that term around

But don't call me a noob

No, don't call me a noob