Pikachu Vs. Eevee

Pokémon rap battle

Pikachu versus Eevee, go

Back in 1996, a spark began to glow

Bringin' me to lead, a series of lightin' screens around the globe

I'm the mascot, yeah, I'm the face that runs the game

While you're another runaway who has been known to run away

That's your best ability, no adaptability

Can save a bratty daft Eevee from Pika's rap agility

Yeah, I crackle all my foes when I tackle with my volts

I'm a master on my own, only high up when you're stoned

You're a handout to your trainer buddy, I'm a real catch

Unleashin' static raps to leave you frozen on the track

Why don't you pass the baton to a viable 'mon?

That verse was a catastropika thinkin' that you really strong

This detective should deduce that he is weak and overhyped

Check your speed, I even make for a swifter electric type, yeah

I'm your natural predator, this fox devours mice

If you try to nuzzle up to me, you'll wind up with a bite

If you zap me on the mic, my hyper voice will spit some raps

That's gonna dominate this, 'mon we hate like EVOboosted stats

Claim my stats are weak, but just look at where I be

I am Trainer Red's lead, Espeon is off his team

None of your evolutions are effective when we fight

Your silly gimmick lost it's magic when you gained a fairy type

Try to take me down, and you'll be paralyzed for sure

Brick break you down and body slam you like a luchador

When I thunderbolt, 10 milli' volts are surgin' through and through

From the anime to our new games, who's really choosin' you?

We've got a lot in common, we've progressed throughout the games

I've obtained more evolutions and you gained some cosplay

Shovin' you down all our throats can only do the franchise harm

I'm a refreshin' face, attractin' gamers with my normal charm

Hey, you Pikachu, I anticipate your moves

If that was your last resort, then I've got some awful news

I am shocked with disappointment, but you've got a good excuse

Your trainer's too big of a dumb Ash to evolve you, ooh

Game over

Choose your Pokémon

Pokémon rap battles