Count the Ways

Oh, Millie, silly Millie, you sorry young soul

Took a dive into a robot's center console

So I heard you wanted death, well now's a fun time

Let's see how many ways to die that I can put to rhyme

So many choices, decisions, decisions

When it comes to execution, I'm the definition

This is what you wanted right? Death is your fantasy

Tell me if you want to die in peace or in agony

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die

I don't want this day to take my final sigh

Freddy keeps on telling me to count the ways

Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze

Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure

His intentions are to make my life detour

Ways to get killed how about ways to get out

Freddy won't let me escape, no doubt

First on the docket is acid digestion

Easy enough, gotta keep the acid trapped in

Wait you don't want this? How ungrateful

Starvation, dehydration, don't be so hateful

What about freezing, making your senses null

Turning your body into an icicle

You think about vampires and their hunters who stabbed

So how about impalement with this rod I grabbed?

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die

I don't want this day to take my final sigh

Freddy keeps on telling me to count the ways

Fixing eyes on me with a disturbing gaze

Keeps quoting history, but I'm not sure

His intentions are to make my life detour

Ways to get killed how about ways to get out

Freddy won't let me escape, no doubt

Few options left, maybe electrocution?

Like an electric chair, to avoid confusion

Not boiling, either? Let's get experimental

Decapitation's on the table, but that would be mental

Oh, that's your choice? Very well, but be advised

This one's a newbie, so it could be compromised

I sentence you to death for crimes against humanity

Countdown like the Revolution, don't lose your sanity

Stop, I don't want this, I don't wanna die

I don't want all of my life to pass me by

This sadistic robot wants me dead

"It's a win-win," or so he says

Fantasized about death, now I regret

Every moment I spent trying to forget

How terrible my life is, now I understand

Every life is precious, now judgment's at hand