Fetch

Stepped into a pizzeria

Our destinies entwined

Searching through the dust and tears

My eyes are all you'll find

Call me quite the oddity

Smartphone capabilities

Was ahead of my time

Constructed in the 80's

Found me here, but riddle this

Why run off so soon?

Guess I'll have to use that smartphone

To text you to commune

Question for you: why'd you leave?

Bit rude, don't you think?

It matters not, for minds are linked

Our desires synced

What do you want? What's your request?

I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns

Anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want

So why look so gray?

Your mind, it told your wants

So don't you fret, okay? Okay?

Tell me the truth. I'm here for you

I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when

All you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game

Done without delay

No matter what it is

I'll find it friend, okay? Okay?

Mom didn't get you a chocolate bar?

Time to make my move

Snuck it the basket for you

I hope that you approve

You lost your rubber spider?

Well, I'll dig it up for you

In the holiday spirit, Merry Christmas

Joy to the world, it's true

Found out you were with your crush

So congrats by text

I'm still waiting for requests

Wonder what is next

Wait, what was that? A dog attacked?

Gotta protect my friend

Walk the next day and see my present

And brought it to an end

What do you want? What's your request?

I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns

Anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want

So why look so gray?

Your mind, it told your wants

So don't you fret, okay? Okay?

Tell me the truth. I'm here for you

I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when

All you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game

Done without delay

No matter what it is

I'll find it friend, okay? Okay?

Wandered back into the diner

On the lookout for my admirer

Stumbled upon some robotic suits

A dog stopped you from seeing my roots

Wanted uncle's magic finger

Brought it to you, had to injure

Beat me with a bat, why so mad?

Need me to fetch your crush? I'd be glad

What do you want? What's your request?

I shall fetch it for you

People, places, things, and nouns

Anything my mouth chews

You like it, don't you? It's what you want

So why look so gray?

Your mind, it told your wants

So don't you fret, okay? Okay?

Tell me the truth. I'm here for you

I only wish to help

I get confused and ruffled when

All you do is yelp

Fetch is the name, love the game

Done without delay

No matter what it is

I'll find it friend, okay? Okay?