American Ride

Winter getting colder, summer gettin' warmer

Tidal wave come 'cross the Mexican border

Why buy a gallon? It's cheaper by the barrel

Just don't get busted singing Christmas carols

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Look Ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

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Mama gets her box off watchin' "Desperate Housewives"

Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life

Kids on the Youtube learnin' how to be cool

Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Look Ma, no hands

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

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Poor little infamous, America's town

She gained five pound and lost her crown

Quick fix plastic surgical antidote

Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note

Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus gettin' smaller

Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars

Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can

If the shoe don't fit, the fit's gonna hit the shan

That's us, that's right

Gotta love this American ride

Both ends of the ozone burnin'

Funny how the world keeps turnin'

Hot dog, hot damn

I love this American ride

Gotta love this American ride

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