Book

Well I'm gonna write a book

All about how much I love you

And how much I despise all of the stupid shit you do

Stupid shit you do

I wanna tell you just what I feel

I'm gonna tell you just what I think

I'm gonna open up my heart and then I'll pour it down the sink, oh

Just because I can

Yeah, and when we're a little older

Oh, and we won't have much to say

You'll run off and get married, Lord, and I'll just fade away

Just fade away

Yeah, and your husband, he'll be mean

Oh, cuz he's a big rich lawyer man

He wears a suit and tie and he's got weak feminine hands, oh

From all the paperwork

Yeah, and I'll gеt sick of my hometown

Yeah, and tryin' to right my wrongs

Catch a Greyhound down to Tеxas where I know that I belong

Oh, they're just like me there

Yeah, or I might set out for Bristol

Just fifty miles down the road

Catch a one-room down on State Street, know a place I can call home

Oh, God knows I need a home

Yeah, and life's like a box of chocolates

Oh, cuz it always makes me sick

Seems like I'm the one who gets the shit end of the stick

Most of the time

Yeah, so I'll just write you a rain check

Yeah, 'til you figure yourself out

Come back when you know beyond a shadow of a doubt

You're not the same, oh, no