God and the Government

I'm not one for domesticity

Yeah, I'm pretty sure

I don't wanna get married

But if you told me you did (but if you told me you did)

You wanted a life with a wife and a kid

I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself

Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help

And that's exactly why

You'll make the perfect husband

And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government

You know that if you asked

I'd take out my lip ring

Yeah, I'd remove my tats

Be your American dream

And I'd make you a dad

Not right now, but someday

And when we have that brat, I'll be the head of their PTA

I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself

Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know but you'll still help

And that's exactly why

You'll make the perfect husband

And I'll say I love you in front of God and the government

I take you to be my lawfully wedded husband for tax purposes

And or true love, 'til death does us part or we break up, amen!

Happy wife, happy life, I could be happy with you

So if you're thinkin' marriage might be something you wanna do

Let's go, right now

I'll meet you at the court house

And if you're hearin' this

Then, here's my house

I'll paint the picket fence

I'll paint the picket fen-

I'll paint the picket fence

I'll paint the picket fence

I'll paint the picket fence white, put up it myself

Say I can do it alone, you'll tell me you know, but you'll still help

And that's exactly why

You'll make the perfect husband

And I'll say I love you

And I'll say that I do

I'll say love you in front of God

And the government