Letter Song

D-E-A-R Uncle Archie

How are you?

I'm fine

Everybody else is too

Please come home

Home?

I have no home

Martha says that you're in Paris (It's a house, child)

Is that very far away? (Just a house)

Do they have nice girls and boys there? (But I can't get far enough away from it)

Please come home

Now, just sign it

Should I say that Colin's well now? (Streets of Paris like a maze)

Should I say that Dr. Craven - (Sleepless nights and endless days)

I think that what you have is good

I'll get it posted on its way

He'll rush home, and you can tell him

All the rest you have to say

Oh, kind sir, Uncle Archie (Can't forget, can't eat)

I wish that you could see (Or sleep, or live)

When you come into the garden

Please come home (Can't forgive)

Yours truly

Well, maybe

Sincerely

How's about-

Your friend, Mary