I’m Not Your Mom

I bet a hundred dollars

That you're 'bout to let me down (hmm)

You say to count you in but I've already counted you out (ooh-oh-oh-oh)

You say that I'm just too hard on you

But I don't think that's the truth

Yeah, I just want what's best for me

I'm not your mom

I pay my own taxes, I pay my own bills

And I pray to God someday that you will grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right

And I pray to God someday that you might grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up

I may not have brought you into this world

But I could take you down (oh)

You might hate to know that you and I need a time out

I pay my own taxes, I pay my own bills

And I pray to God some day that you will grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right

And I pray to God some day that you might grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up

Don't make me pull the car over but I don't know what else to do

Ooh

Asking if we're there just yet when you and I are through

So get your own money, download Uber to your phone

I hate to love to say you need a differеnt ride home

I pay my own taxes, I pay my own bills

And I pray to God some day that you will grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

And I show up on time and I try to do what's right

And I pray to God some day that you might grow up

'Cause I'm not your mom

I'm not your mom

So grow up up up up, up up up up, up up up up

I'm not your mom

Yeah, whatever