Welcome to Tom's

Well, they shut down the lumber mill back in '93

And I lost my job, I had to move from the sticks to the city

But this concrete jungle's been killing me

And them cocaine cowboys all wear skinny jeans

But tonight, I'm headed back out to BFE

I'm lookin' for a rowdy small town company

It's where the people are so nice

Everybody can just get right

And they say, welcome to Tom's

It's a 5-star honky-tonk bar

Welcome to Tom's, we're open all night long

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, we got deals on Pall Malls

Put a quarter in the jukebox and hear that Haggard song

Well, now every Tuesday is karaoke night

Takin' pickle back whiskeys and drinking Miller Lites

Voted best in the west for population under 225

If you find yourself out past the county line

Take Highway 8 to the neon sign that says

Welcome to Tom's, it's a 5-star honky-tonk bar

Well, now Kami's there every morning before 8 a.m

And you'll never not see a smile on her face

Slinging drinks and crackin' jokes nearly everyday

And she donates all she can to the local 4H

It's where the people are so nice

Lordy, everybody can just get right

They say, welcome to Tom's

It's a 5-star honky-tonk bar

Welcome to Tom's we're open all night long

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, we got deals on Pall Malls

Put a quarter in the jukebox and hear that Haggard song

Well, now every Tuesday is karaoke night

Takin' pickle back whiskeys and drinking Miller Lites

Voted best in the west for population under 225

If you find yourself out past the county line

Take Highway 8 to the neon sign that says

Welcome to Tom's, it's a 5-star honky-tonk bar

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Well, now welcome to Tom's we're open all night long

Smoke 'em if you got 'em, we got deals on Pall Malls

Put a quarter in the jukebox and hear that Haggard song

Every Tuesday is karaoke night

Takin' pickle back whiskeys and drinking Miller Lites

Voted best in the west for population under 225

If you find yourself out past the county line

Take Highway 8 to the neon sign that says

Welcome to Tom's, it's a 5-star honky-tonk bar

Nothing will make your liver quiver like a night in Elk River

I can't get there any quicker to Tom's, a 5-star honky-tonk bar