I Hate Cowboys

I hate cowboys

Their hats just look so stupid

Hate their wranglers and their boots

And all them jukebox, red dirt songs

Man, I hate cowboys

They think they're scared of nothin'

Run their mouths about bulls buckin'

But eight seconds ain't that long

I wish they'd stay their ass at home

'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door

Turnin' every head, including yours

Pretty thing that's never seen one before

That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah

They ask her to dance while you're at the bar

Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars

Next thing you know, you got a broken heart

She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys

Now they're gone, just like the wind

He took a hard one on the chin

And I still ended up on the losing end

'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door

Turnin' every head, including yours

Pretty thing that's never seen one before

That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah

They ask her to dance while you're at the bar

Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars

Next thing you know, you got a broken heart

She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys

Yeah, I hate cowboys

I hear they ain't all bad, and that might be true

But the ones I run into

Man, they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door

Turnin' every head, including your

Pretty thing that's never seen one before

That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah

They ask her to dance while you're at the bar

Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars

Next thing you know, you got a broken heart

She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys, yes, I do

Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys

From Texarkana to Oklahoma

Up in Montana to California

While she's yours, you better hold on tight

'Cause once she rides into the night

You'll hate cowboys

Just like I hate cowboys, yeah