Drunk With My Friends

Hey uh, honey I'm goin' fishin'

Should be back before dark

Naw, wait baby listen

You ain't even gotta start

Yes, I know what happened last time

All of us went out

I said I wouldn't do it

Now I'll never live it down

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends

'Cause the fish weren't hitting but the cold beer did

By the hundredth text message you were pissed, pissed, pissed

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends... again

(3 days later)

Hey babe you got a second

I'm thinking about going golfing

Oh please don't roll your eyes

Just a little business talking

Probably only playing nine

I mean you know that I quit drinking

Ever since that Saturday

You had to come and pick me up

And baby all I could say

Was

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends

'Cause my driver kept slicin' so my driver got bent

When I made you stop for tacos you were pissed, pissed, pissed

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends... again

(I know it but) (Yes it is my fault)

(But that... now that's not) (He said it...)

Hey it ain't my fault they like to have fun

And you should get some new ones

And turn these good time tables around

And go get

Drunk, drunk, drunk with your friends, friends, friends

Let a couple margaritas turn to eight, nine, ten

And if you did you probably wouldn't get so pissed, pissed, pissed

When I get drunk, drunk, drunk

With my friends, friends, friends... again

My friends, friends, friends again

My friends, friends, friends again

I got drunk, drunk, drunk with my friends, friends, friends again