Nothing Left To Do

I shaved my face and combed my hair

Put on a new pair of underwear

And sat on the porch with my Labrador

Like a hundred other times before

She changed her shoes and freshened up her face

Put on some skimpy, sexy lace

And finally made her way through the back screen door

We loaded up on the front seat of my Ford

And we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home

Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum

And then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it

And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it, oh yeah

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Seems like it happens every time

We get a chance to reignite that fire

We burn it fast and then retire

Just before the news on Channel 5

And we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home

Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum

And then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it

And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it

♪

After all these years, it can get routine

You change the order up, or use different names

Tryin' in the mornin', or the middle of the day

The end results are still the same

Oh, we went out to dinner, and we drove right back home

Watched an old movie and drank a half a bottle of rum

Then we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it

And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it

Oh Lord, we turned off the TV, and we got right down to it

And there ain't nothin' left to do now that we've done it

Hey honey, hand me that remote