Your Fault

It's because of you there's a Giant in our midst

And my wife is dead

But it isn't my fault

I was given those beans

You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans

And without those beans

There'd have been no stalk

To get up to the Giants in the first place

Wait a minute

Magic beans for a cow so old

That you had to tell a lie to sell it

Which you told

Were they worthless beans?

Were they oversold?

Oh, and tell us who persuaded you

To steal that gold

See, it's your fault

No!

So it's your fault

No!

Yes, it is

It's not

It's true

Wait a minute, though

I only stole the gold to get my cow back

From you

So it's your fault

Yes!

No, it isn't

I'd have kept those beans

But our house was cursed

She made us get a cow

To get the curse reversed

It's his father's fault

That the curse got placed

And the place got cursed in the first place

Oh, then it's his fault

So

It was his fault

No!

Yes, it is

It's his

I guess

Wait a minute, though

I chopped down the beanstalk

Right? That's clear

But without any beanstalk

Then what's queer

Is how did the second Giant get down here

In the first place-? Second place

Yes

How?

Hm

Well, who had the other bean?

The other bean?

The other bean?

You pocketed the other bean

I didn't!

Yes, I did

So it's your f-

No, it isn't

'Cause I gave it to my wife

So it's her f-

No, it isn't!

Then whose is it?

Wait a minute!

She exchanged that bean

To obtain your shoe

So the one who knows what happened

To the bean is you

You mean that old bean

That your wife- oh, dear

But I never knew-

And so I threw-

Well, don't look here!

So it's your fault! (but-)

See, it's her fault (but-)

And it isn't mine at all

But what?

Well, if you hadn't gone back up again

We were needy!

You were greedy

Did you need that hen?

But I got it for my mother

So it's her fault, then

Yes, and what about the harp

In the third place?

The harp, yes!

She went and dared me to

I dared you to?

You dared me to!

She said that I was scared to (me?)

She dared me (no, I didn't)

So it's your fault!

Wait a minute

If you hadn't dared him to

And you had left the harp alone

We wouldn't be in trouble (well, if you hadn't)

In the first place (thrown away the bean in the first place)

Well, if she hadn't raise them (it was your fault)

In the first place (yes, if you hadn't raised them)

Right, it's you who raised the beans

In the first place (it's your fault)

You're responsible!

You're the one to blame!

It's your fault!

Shhh