Mad Hatter

Well, hello there, it's me

With how it's gonna be, settle down, and listen up good

The old hatter is gone, but the hat must go on

Worn by me, is that understood?

So shut up and toe the line

While I redefine how this all will be mine

I have a dream that's got a full head of steam

What is true, what is not, will both change in a shot

People, me, I couldn't care less

'Cause in two seconds flat, living under my hat

Is the strategy for success

I will look the other way when you want to play

Something more than croquet

You catch my drift?

A little personal gift

I'm the mad hatter, come and follow me, this is it

The mad hatter, all you gotta do is submit

And if you don't, my friend, well then in the end

There'll be nothing left to defend

Know what I mean?

When you're facing the queen

Upper-cased, double-spaced, everyone gets a taste

And a brand-new leather hat band

But to participate, let me reiterate, you must first put me in command

I'm the wonder, understand

Under Wonderland, put the reins in my hand

I'll do the rest, as soon as you've acquiesced

I'm the mad hatter, offering a little bit more

The mad hatter, giving you what you're looking for

I am your best worst case for the choice you face

I'm the fastest rat in the race

It's me or the queen and her serene guillotine

There is nothing I won't do

There is nothing too taboo

I will lie, I will cheat

I will track you down and then hit delete, tout suite

So, sweetie, let me repeat

I'm the mad hatter

Pledge allegiance while you still can

The mad hatter, more than just a hat with a plan

I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong

And I'll still be going real strong

The bottom line is everything will be fine

As all the planets align, it's gonna be so divine

When all of this will be mine