Country Club

I took a double take out on the interstate

When I saw her makin' eyes at me

So I followed her down to Clubhouse Drive

Past the pool on the eighteenth green

And in the parkin' lot I said, "It's mighty hot

Maybe I could buy you a beer"

She said, "I'm glad you asked but I'll have to pass

'Cause only members are allowed in here"

And I said

I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

I'm a member of a country club

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You look so invitin', thought it might be excitin'

For a woman with a limousine

To go bouncin' around in a beat up truck

With a man in wore out jeans

Yeah, it's five o'clock before Friday night

Here's where the fun begins

So don't worry 'bout your reputation

'Cause you can tell all your friends

I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of a country club

Yeah, I'm a member of a country club

Country music is what I love

I drive an old Ford pick-up truck

I do my drinkin' from a Dixie cup

Hey, I'm a bona fide dancin' fool

I shoot a mighty mean game of pool

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of a country club

At any honky-tonk roadside pub

Well, I'm a member of a country club