You Can't Trust a Man

Look at him go

Would hate to let him get too far ahead

Well, a fella dressed in yellow is not gonna be too hard to track

Sure isn't a nice yellow

Hugo!

There's no such thing as a nice yellow

I don't know, Hugo

Got a bad feeling it's all gonna come apart like

Wet bread

You can't trust a man dressed in yellow

Hugo

Only a rogue wears that hue

A man who is fondest

Of suits that are jaundiced

Puts the yolk on him

And the joke on you

They're tricksy

Old men dressed in yellow

Something deadly in their livelihood

He must be compensating--

Also fabricating

Hugo, there you go again

"Fabric hating"

If he hated the fabric, he would've never bought the suit

He must be compensating

Also, lying

'Bout why he wants the Fosters wood!

Oh, you can't trust a man dressed in yellow

That I knew, from his very first "hello"

I should've locked him in a cell

Oh

You can't trust a man

From the carnival!

Also

Carnival men can't be trusted

Something wicked there brews underneath

Those inbreds regale ya

With mad Bacchanalia

They all share, maybe, eight teeth

I say

Carnival men can't be trusted

Flashy hobos invading our towns

They ask my permission

To charge an admission

To expose us to charlatans, acrobats, and cu--

C--

Clu--

Clowns, sir?

I hate them

Carnival men can't be trusted

They're all acutely maladjusted

Who knows how their funnel cake is dusted

No, you can't trust a man

With a bad handshake!

Did you notice his peculiar handshake?

His fingers neither flaccid, nor firm

Like touching a porpoise

No habeas corpus

Can keep that fish--

Mammal

From serving full term

Bad handshake, bad man

Watch it if his grip lacks a squeeze

And a carnival man can't be trusted

As shifty as a swinging trapeze

And you can't trust a man dressed in yellow

Even if you love cheddar cheese

Commingle all of these

You'll see the recipe's

One bad man

One bad man

One bad man

Come along, Hugo

Let's pick up the pace