Preacher Porkchop

I want you to understand

A few words of Knowledge, Wisdom, and Understanding

From a soul, rappin man

Has more weight in this life

Than, one-thousand men

Of science and technology, ever can! (Whoo)

Yo, thank yah, Deacon DJ Du Dot

Now, I'd like to introduce, myself

As, the Preacha Po'kchop (Amen! Amen!)

And I'm gon' go on, because y'all know I got it goin on!

(Amen! Amen!) Yea, now today

I'm gonna talk about my life (Talk about it! Talk about it!)

My days, of growing up in the church of God and Christ

They tried, to put restrictions on my life! (Talk about it!)

They said that, a preacher could not rock the mic! (No no no!)

What?! Huh, but I said wrong (It was wrong, it was wrong)

They also said that, a Preacha could not pimp strut! (No no no!)

I can not pimp strut!

But I said wrong! (Talk about it!)

No one tells Preacha Po'kchop, what to do with his life!

And no one, can tell the church, what to do with their life!

The church, controls the church (Yeah, yeah!)

So if you want to switch up, say switch up! (switch up!)

Yeah, now that's what I'm talkin! (Yes)

Mellowness, yes!

Anything is possible in my church!

That's right it's my church! Yeah!

Do you understand? (Yes, yes I understand)

Somebody in the church understands what I'm talkin about today!

(Yes) Hah, well now I'm droppin science!

Hah, I'm droppin, bombs! Hah!

Up in my church today, hah!

Somebody say yes, yes lord!

Glory to God, glory to God!

Preaches, you betta watch yo' church

Because Po'kchop, is on his way

Yes, bringin the truth beyond doubt

That has been covered by Moses

Yeah preachas, you know you're to the curb!

Stealin money, from out the church pan

To put gas, in yo' Cadillac

But Po'kchop, I pimp struts!

I pimp strut!

Now, you know I know what's goin on

My vision is not blurry

That's why, my church does not have to worry

Because I preach, to teach, and reach one each!

Ha hah! (Amen!)

Now, on that token, Deacon Du Dot, do dat!

Sermon said, you'd lose

Spiritual awakening, in the sins of mankind

For the deaf, the dumb, and the blind