Fart in Class

Everyday I go to school

I get bored, and wine or drool

O how can I make everyone laugh?

Maybe, just maybe I can fart in class

During maths I multiply

Squeeze the cheese and then divide

My teacher asks "are you alright?"

And I say "teacher I had some beans last night"

My desk buddy covers his nose

While In science some gas is exposed

It's not the experiment we're working on

It's just some wind my bottom has blown

While learning about our presidents

I farted in history it's evident

The teacher can't deal with the smell

She sent me to the nurse after the bell

It's lunch time and I'm happy

Because I can fart whenever I want

But no one wants to eat with me

Because I smell a bunch

Everyday I go to school

I get bored, and wine and drool

O how can I make everyone laugh?

Maybe just maybe, I can fart in class