First Impression

{Upon initial contact with Ice-T's music

I had envisioned him to be an ill mannered and psychologically

Unstable man with an extremely uneducated and barbaric frame of mind

His raps displayed nothing but ridiculous jargon

Shocking sexual audacity and repulsive images of the ghetto

However, after further analysis of his music I can deduce

That he is the epitome of antidisestablishmentarianism

Who embodies the entire spectrum of the urban experience and struggle

But to make things more plain and simple to the laymen

I find Ice-T to be the dopest, flyist, O.G. pimp hustler, gangster player

Hardcore motherfucker, living today

To be honest, I'm totally and completely on his dick}