An Among Us Rap Battle

Gentlemen, I called you 'cause a body was found

And one of us is now the reason that we have to bury Brown

There's an imposter among us and that's preposterous

Let's come to together to find out who this imposter is

I was in the cafeteria and flushing the leaves

And then wentdown into the storage where crew mate's deceased

But when heading to the body I saw Pink going north

Could you explain why you were running fast away from the corpse?

I wasn't in storage when I went past you, guy

I spending this whole round doing that admin swipe

Too fast, too slow, too slow, what the hell?

It only took 11 tries before I did that well (sure)

And Yellow can corroborate my story

We're together then we headed up to weapons to destroy the asteroids

That's why you saw me when you ran to where the body was found

I was never down in storage, so I couldn't kill Brown

Yellow, what say you?

Yeah, Blue, it's true

Pink and I were loadin' files in the admin room

I know finding a dead friend's a tough road too

But why you callin' meeting 'fore my upload's through? (Uh)

Sorry, stick to the subject, did you see anything?

Yeah, right before reactor we were hangin' with Green

Pink and I had stayed behind to finish our tasks, but

Green might have gone through storage, so he has my sus (ah)

Hold on, wait a minute, guys, it ain't Green, don't even lie

We're the only ones who did reactor on the other side

And nobody else was there to shut it down on time

And one of us had killed the other, everybody would have died

Oh, yes, red of course, we just saved y'all on board

But if Blue's been alone it could have been self-report

And he doesn't have an alibi, it's sus even more

So what during reactor's more important than the core, huh?

I was halfway done with my medbay scans

You know how damn long that stupid task takes, man

By the time I was done, the reactor was fixed

And I'm almost done with tasks, so next emergency I'm sure to come with

So I think we should skip

Man, he's dripping with the sus, I think it's timed that he's kicked

Wait, hold on, for a second, Yellow, you're not out the light

What if you were sneaking out while pink was trying swipe (what?)

Think back for a second, you'll see what I mean

Considering you two were all alone where Brown was left to bleed

So if Pink was swiping we all know that covers up his screen

So he couldn't see you sneak right out

Admin down to storage at the obscene scene

Returning safe and sound

Well, has anybody noticed Black's been quiet this whole round?

Oh, sorry guys, I was AFK

I had to get my door, it was postmates

Gentlemen, it's time to vote, so here's the situation

Red and Green and Black are safe from this elimination

And Pink has been defended, so I got a hunch it's Yellow

But we never need to jump the gun I say we play it mellow

I know this threat is scary, but we need to stand and fight it

The imposter wants us all apart, we'll never stand divided

We'll win this united because we are crewmates

We'll get this imposter when he shows his true face

I don't know, man, Blue's talking a lot

Really sus

Wait, what?

Now I'm down to kick him

Done (no, no, no, no!)

Oh, nice throw, nice throw, guys, nice!