Before She Does

I believe that gas is too damn high

And there ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie

I believe in love, I believe in peace

But I don't believe we'll ever see it in that Middle East

I believe the Bible is cold, hard fact

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

I believe the Sabbath is a day of rest

The tax man and the Devil share the same address

I believe, don't start if you're gonna quit

I believe in, keep your mouth shut and carry a big stick

I believe dogs are better than cats

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't

And she's really gone this time

I believe that cold, cold beer

Tastes better on a bar stool than it does anywhere

I believe hard work really makes the man

But everyone should wet a line, every now and then

I believe it's best to pay in cash

And I believe that Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

There's absolutely, positively

No doubt in my mind

That OJ did it, Lee Harvey didn't

And she's really gone this time

Yeah, I believe she was a real good thing

Can you believe I let a girl like her get away?

I believe she meant it the night she packed

And said Jesus is comin' back

Before she does

Before she does

Before she does