world's greatest ex

Waiting room walls, 11 missed calls

Convincing myself this is ex-protocol

I promise he's sick as I text back my friend

And wipe off his secret tears as I hit Send

We were no contact and I was on the right track

'Cause you can't turn loving someone off

You hit me out the blue and I'm not you

So I show up if it feels good or not

I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"

I'm no good at settle or settling down

I wasn't the one too unstable to be

If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go

And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know

But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see

It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me

Guess I'll always be your mother's favorite

You can't teach someone to love like me (love like me)

You had me once, I hope you learn to savor it

When you find someone different than me

'Cause now we're no contact, now I'm on the right track

But you can't turn loving someone off

If you hit me out the blue, well, I'm not you

I show up if it feels good or not

I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"

I'm no good at settle or settling down

I wasn't the one too unstable to be

If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go

And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know

But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see

It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me

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What do I do when you still make me laugh?

What do I do with that? (What do I? What do I?)

How could I miss you? You broke up with me

But, how could I not? No, really?

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I won't get a medal for "Chillest Girl Around"

I'm no good at settle or settling down

I wasn't the one too unstable to be

If you're "Mr. Reliable", why did you call me?

You might be the best one at letting us go

And I loved you too hard, that I lost you, I know

But open the "Guinness Book Of Records", you'll see

It says, "World's Greatest Ex" goes to me