Yuno VS Ayano

So you're saying that if I do this, I'll be able to win Taro's heart?

Easily

Thank you, I appreciate the help

No problem, don't worry

You'll graduate from being a novice Yandere in no time

Eh, novice?

Maybe one day, you might even be as well-known as me!

Oh, is that so?

I wonder whose face shows up when you do a Google search for Yandere?

Well, that's me of course, uh! Uh!

When did you get so popular?

Sorry, guess you're not on top anymore

Such a shame, your Yuki must feel so embarrassed

What? You did not just go there!

I think I just did

You little -

And now the Yandere rap battle you've all been waiting for

Yuno Gasai, verses Ayano Aishi, begin!

Who do you think you're dealing with? You think you're number one?

Ha! Please, don't make me laugh, beating you will be fun!

I'm the queen of obsession, everybody knows my name!

You're "popular" now, but you don't have half my fame!

Yuki, Yuki, let me take this girl out!

She wants to try to take my throne, like she knows what it's about

Ayano Aishi, my future diary states

I'll end you faster than an axe on your face!

You weren't the first Yandere, you just made it a trend

But every queen's greedy reign must come to an end

Don't act like you're perfect, you've made a million mistakes

Trying to count all your failures would give me a headache!

You caught your man, drugged him and tied him down in some place

But he managed to escape and even slapped you in the face!

What kind of a Yandere would let her man go free?

And do I even need to mention the thing with Tsubaki?

At least I got to go on a date with him, unlike you!

You get so nervous around Taro, you don't even know what to do

Expect squirm around as if your IQ dropped to five

Taro's better off without you, dead or alive!

It doesn't make a difference that you're fine around Yuki

I'm still more stable than you and my parents still love me

Or do I have to throw you back into that little cage you hate?

I'll lock the door, melt the key, and let the rats seal your fate!

I got Yuki in the end, and became a god, remember?

A Yandere never stops, gives up, or surrenders!

But when your Senpai sees you slice a girl's throat open

You fall to your knees and end up heartbroken!

When the screen fades to black, that doesn't mean that's a wrap

Because you seem to have forgotten that I have the choice to snap

You may have grown to be a Yandere, but I was born broken

Now let's see which name you scream when I rip your chest open!

Um, Yukiteru?

Huh? Oh, hi Yamada!

Wanna go get some food? I think they'll be at this for a while

Alright, hey, uh, what are you?