Skypager

Do you know the importance of a Skypager?

Uh, uh, uh, uh (welcome to the Skypager)

Those who don't believe, see you're laid behind

Got our sky pagers on all the time

Hurry up and get yours 'cause I got mine

Especially if you do shows, they come in fine

If you're with a G and you're sipping wine

Eating cacciatore with a twist of lime

Gotta meet your lover at a quarter to nine

Joint by the base, then you get your high

If you get your high, then mines are next

The "S" in Sky page really stands for sex

The beeper's going off like Don Trump gets checks

Keep my bases loaded like the New York Mets

At times I miss the pager, so you don't get vex

Having bad days like a voodoo hex

Conceptually, a pager is so complex

That I'll be standing by the phone, ready to flex

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Welcome, wel-wel-welcome to the new Skypager

Wel-welcome to the new Skypager

Welcome to the new Skypager, new Skypager

Enter the telephone number or other numeric message

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

Uh, so funky

The batteries I use are called Duracell

They last for three weeks, so they do me well

Don't be going through no phases, my joint stays on

If you're in Costa Rica on a sunlit beach

Your greed for the Phifer, I can be reached

A number of importance, I just put it on the lock

You leave code "69", which means you want some-

People tend to think that a pager's foul

Well, it kinda is 'cause it makes me scowl

But it really hurts when you're on the prowl

Brothers know it hurts when you're on the prowl

Grabbin' on my joint cause I'm an eager owl

Get paged by a G or a business pal

My shit is overflowin', they won't allow

Another page, so I'll just end this now

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