Gaston (Reprise)

"Help! Someone help me!"

"Maurice?"

"Please! Please! I need your help!

He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon!"

"Who?"

"Belle! We must go! Not-not a minute to lose!"

"Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?"

"A Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!"

"Hehehehe"

"Is it a big Beast?"

"Huge!"

"With a long, ugly snout?"

"Hideously ugly!"

"And sharp, cruel fangs?"

"Yes, yes! Will you help me?"

"All right, old man. We'll help you out."

"You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"

"Crazy old Maurice!"

"Hehe. He's always good for a laugh."

"Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?

Crazy old Maurice, hmmm"

LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking

A dangerous pastime

I know

But that whacky old coot is Belle's father

And his sanity's only so-so

Now the wheels in my head have been turning

Since I looked at that loony, old man

See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle

And right now I'm evolving a plan

"If I..."

"Yes? Then we..."

"No! Would she?"

"Guess! Now I get it!"

"Let's go!"

No one

Plots like Gaston

Takes cheap shots like Gaston

Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating

My what a guy

Gaston!