Enjoy the Ride (Part I)

When it comes to love and romance

I've never left a thing to chance

Stiffer than a froggy in formaldehyde

Now it's time to enjoy the ride

What about plans you've made?

Plans are for sissies

I've heard you've never strayed

Just give me some kissies

Always used to let my conscience be my guide

Now it's time to enjoy the ride

Effortless, effortless

This is so effin' effortless

Ready to taste the things I've never tasted

Wow, your pants are really high-waisted

What about being good?

I wanna be bad now

Doing the things you should?

What are you, my dad now?

Bring on all the fun that I have been denied

Now it's time to enjoy the ride