Genie Medley

Oh, wait (you know), what?

Wait, wait, wait, wait (what?)

Well, Alan, he gets the ballads, he gets three of them

(You want a ballad?) He gets three of them

I'd like a ballad (tada, alright)

You know-, okay, well (gi-give him the ballad)

I'm the genie, da, da, da, da, da

Well, ca-ca-can we do a ballad you wrote?

(Sure) okay, I found one

I can do the ballad now (do it), okay

I have often dreamed of a far-off place

Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me

Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face

And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be

I'll be there someday, I can go the distance

I will find my way if I can be strong

I know every mile will be worth my while

When I go the distance, I'll be right where I belong

(We gotta get the genie a ballad now)

Yeah, we gotta get the genie a ballad

See? See? (No, see) I can do it

(What else you got on that list there?)

I got another ballad, but it's a little bit different, um, "Kiss the Girl"

That? Yes, you read my mind

Wanna help me out with this?

(You got it) okay, good

There you see her, sitting there across the way

She don't got a lot to say, but there's something about her

And you don't know why, but you're dying to try

You wanna kiss the girl

Yes, you want her, look at her, you know you do

And possible she wants you to, there is one way to ask her

It don't take a word, not a single word

Go on and kiss the girl, sing with me now

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, my oh my, look like the boy too shy

Ain't gonna kiss the girl (wow-wow)

Sha-la-la-la-la-la, ain't that sad? A little shame, too bad

You're gonna miss the girl

Oh, oh, I got an idea (what's this?)

This time, I'll, I-I'll be the small guy and you be the big guy

(Alright)

No one's slick as Gaston, no one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in ten half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on

No one's been like Gaston, a kingpin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My, what a guy, that Gaston

(Oh, you know this one?) Ye-yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

(Don't you know this one?) Yeah, alright

Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll

Person of the Week in every Greek opinion poll

What a pro, Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO

He was a no one, a zero, zero

Now he's a hot shot, he's a hero

He was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero in no time flat

Zero to hero, just like that

(Alright) there, see?

That's the kind of stuff I'd like to do in the show

(Alright, let's do it)