This Had Better Come to a Stop

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late, late, late, late

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late again

Late for dinner, late, late, late, late

Whizzer's supposed to always be here

Making dinner

Set to screw

That's what pretty boys should do

Check their hairlines

Make the dinner and love me

This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer

This little thing that we have will not last

Don't feel responsible

After all it's through

I'm not responsible

Life can be wonderful

Isn't this wonderful?

And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer

Now, Whizzer

Ciao, Whizzer, bend

This had better come to an end

I was supposed to make the dinner

Make it pretty on his plate

Every wife should pull her weight

Have it ready

Make it tasty

And love him

This had better come to a stop doctor

This has been a tragic and horrible flop

Don't feel responsible

After all it's through

Who is responsible?

Don't ask me questions

I'm frightened of questions

But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina

Smile, Trina

I'll help you mend

I met this man today

He wasn't very smart

But he was rich, Marvin

Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?

Brains our money?

Brains, I'm not so rich

Brains our money?

But hell I'm smart

Love me

No

Love me, please

Or break my heart

This is all very neat (this is all very neat)

This is all very smart (this is all very neat, this is all very smart)

And this had better come to a stop, Mendel

Don't touch me!

Don't condescend

This had better come

This had better come to a

This, this, this, this

This had better come to an end

This had better come to an end

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

I choped it

I served his food, the asshole forced me

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

Chop, chop, chop

And still the bastard divorced me!

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop

Chop, chop, chop

Late for dinner, late again (it isn't like he said)

Late for dinner, late again (you probably hurt his pride)

Late for dinner, late again (he's gotta have it all)

Late for dinner, late again

Late (he's like a baby who's denied)

This had better come to a stop, Marvin

This has been a lousy but fabulous flop

Why is it always ourselves who have to change?

This is incredibly boring

You've got a temper that redefines temper

And this had better come to a stop, Marvin

Why, Marvin

Try, Marvin

Bend

This had better come

This had better come to a

This, this, this, this

This had better come to an end

This had better come to an end

This had better come to an end