Big Fun

(Yeah!)

Dad says act our age

You heard the man, it's time to rage

Blast the bass, turn out the light

Ain't nobody home tonight

Drink, smoke, it's all cool

Let's get naked in my pool

Punch the wall and start a fight

Ain't nobody home tonight!

His folks got a waterbed

Come upstairs and rest your head

Let's rub each other's backs

While watching porn on cinemax!

(Ah!)

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

We're up 'til dawn

Having some big fun!

Big fun!

When mom and dad forget

To lock the liquor cabinet

It's big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Woo!

Okay, okay, okay

So, it's salt and then lime and then shot?

No, it's salt, then shot

You're doing it wrong!

Wait, really? 'Cause I feel great!

Veronica, you are looking good tonight!

Whoa

A hot guy smiled at me

Without a trace of mockery

Everyone's high as a kite

Ain't nobody home tonight!

Stoned, zoned, I should quit

Hey, is that weed? I want a hit

Fill that joint and roll it tight

Ain't nobody home tonight!

Dreams are coming true

When people laugh but not at you!

I'm not alone, I'm not afraid!

I feel like Bono at Live-Aid! (Ah!)

The house is ours

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

Let's use their showers

That sounds like

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Crack open one more case!

I think that's what they call third base

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Big fun!

That actually looks like

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Big fun!

Woo!

Alright, people, listen up!

What is Westerberg gonna do to the Razorbacks at Sunday's game?

Gonna make 'em go

Whee, whee, whee, whee!

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Way to show maturity!

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Quit it, jackass, get off of me!

Big fun! (Big fun!)

Yo, Ram, emergency!

I just saw some freshmen sneaking over the pool fence

I hate freshmen

Where are you little pricks? I'm coming for you

Hey, are you okay?

I didn't need your help

Aw, thanks Heather

But I don't really have to vomit right now

The party's hot, hot, hot

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

You need a jello shot!

We're having big fun!

Big fun!

Martha Dumptruck, in the flesh

Here comes the Cootie Squad

We should

Shut up, Heather

Sorry, Heather

Look who's with her, oh my God

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

I can't believe you actually came

It's exciting, right?

Oh, I want to say hello to Ram

I brought sparkling cider!

Showing up here took some guts

Time to rip them out

Well, who's this pig remind you of?

Especially the snout, ha!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang!

Where the hell are those freshman?

Hi, Ram, uh, I wasn't gonna come

But since you took the time to write that sweet note

What note?

Why do you gotta be so weird all the time?

People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal

There's no alcohol in here!

Are you trying to poison me?

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Dang, dang, diggety-dang-a-dang

Diggety-dang-a-dang!

The folks are gone

It's time for big fun!

Big fun!

We're up 'til dawn

Having some big fun!

Big fun!

So, let the speakers blow

They'll buy another stereo

Our folks got no clue

'Bout all the shit their children do

Why are they surprised

Whenever we're unsupervised?

It's big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Big fun!

Woo!