Corn Star

Look out boys, here she comes

She loves green and yellow

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She's not the kinda girl

You meet on the corner of Hollywood and vine

But you might bump into her

On Isle 21 at the farmer's feed and supply

With a bag of seed on her suntanned shoulder

Cut-off jeans and a tight tank top

With a big red mower on it

Make you want to be a farmer don't it

No, you won't see her in the centerfold of Playboy magazine

No, she's too busy gettin' dirty in a field of green

She's a corn star

The talk of the crop at every county fair y'all

Corn star

Blue ribbon winner for the last five years

They cut a 4-lane highway right through her pasture

Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster

But everybody knows the only reason for the road

Was to see her chugaluggin' on the top of that tractor

Corn star

Well, you swear you've seen her in a red bikini

On a Baywatch episode

But I'm tellin' you straight that 600 acres

Is the only life she knows

There's gossip in town, flyin' around

She was sunset strippin' for tips in LA

But that's just a bunch of bean growers

Talkin' to the bean loaders

Ain't got a clue about a

Corn star

She's the talk of the crop at every county fair y'all

Corn star

Blue ribbon winner for the last five years

They cut a 4-lane highway right through her pasture

Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster

But everybody knows the only reason for the road

Was to see her chugaluggin' on the top of that tractor

She's a corn star y'all

(Corn star)

Oh, she's the FFA and 4-H queen

Yeah, coast-to-coast, every country boy's dream

(Corn Star)

She's a corn star

She's a corn star

She's the talk of the crop at every county fair y'all

Corn star

Blue ribbon winner for the last five years

They cut a 4-lane highway right through her pasture

Blamed it on progress and movin' traffic faster

But everybody knows the only reason for the road

Was to see her chugaluggin' on the top of that tractor

She's a corn star

(Corn star)