Diamonds Make Babies

Yeah man, that sure is one big old rock

It takes up half of that velvet box

I know you've given this a lot of thought

You're gonna get a "Yes" for sure

That thing is more than just a simple stone

It's got some crazy powers all it's own

Something will happen when she slips it on

They never tell you at the jewelry store

Yeah, diamonds make babies

And babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies make changes they don't always want

And I know that you love her

She's one special lady

But I'm warnin' you brother

Yeah, diamonds make babies

You'll talk about it on the honeymoon

You'll both agree that it's way too soon

Next thing you know she's seeing pink and blue

Everywhere she goes

'Cause diamonds make babies

And, babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies make changes they don't always want

I know that you love her

She's one special lady

But I'm warning you brother

Yeah, diamonds make babies

Oh, yes they do

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Yeah, diamonds make babies

And babies make mamas

And mamas make daddies make changes they don't always want

I know that you love her

She's one special lady

But, I'm warnin' you brother

Yeah, diamonds make babies

Mm, I know this sounds crazy

But, diamonds make babies

Aww, good luck bro

It's gonna be great