If I Was a Bar

I'd have an all-night Happy Hour

With the coldest beer in town

La-Z-Boys for bars stools

And taps that don't run out

I'd have every kinda whiskey

And that one red wine you don't like

The kind of place you'd never be caught dead inside

If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

I'd have the songs-you-hated jukebox

For all my friends to sing

And every game that's ever played

On way too big TVs

I'd have your picture on the dart board

And let your ex's drink for free

If I was a bar, that's the kind of bar I'd be

If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

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If I was a bar, I'd be a beer can dive

I'd have a little buzz in my neon light

I'd have a sawdust floor and a cover band playin'

With a fiddle and a steel guitar

I wouldn't have this broken heart

Wouldn't take your leavin' half as hard

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

I wouldn't be fallin' this apart

If I was a bar

Yeah