Like My Dog

He never tells me that he's sick of this house

He never says, "Why don't you get off that couch?"

He don't cost me nothin' when he wants to go out

I want you to love me like my dog

He never says I need a new attitude

Him and my sister ain't always in a feud

When I leave the seat up, he don't think that's rude

I want you to love me like my dog does baby

When I come home want you to just go crazy

He never looks at me like he might hate me

I want you to love me like my dog

He never acts like he don't care for my friends

He never asks me "Where 'n the hell have you been?"

He don't play dead when I want to pet him

I want you to love my like my dog does, honey

He never says, "I wish you made more money"

He always thinks that pull my finger's funny

I want you to love me like my dog

He don't get made at me and throw a major fit

When I say his sister is a bitch

I want you to love me like my dog does, baby

When I come home, want you to just go crazy

He never looks at me like he might hate me

I want you to love me like my dog

I want you to love me like my dog does, baby