The Contest - Nicholas Christopher

The Contest

Nicholas Christopher

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Ready?

Ready!

Ready.

The fastest, smoothest shave is the winner

Now, signorini, signori

We mix-a da lather

But first-a you gather

Around, signorini, signori

You looking a man

Who have had-a da glory

To shave-a da Pope!

Mr. Sweeney-whoever—

Oh, I beg-a your pardon—'ll

Probably say it was-a only a cardinal—

Nope!

It was-a da Pope!

To shave-a da face

To cut-a da hair

Require da grace

Require da flair

For if-a you slip

You nick da skin

You clip-a da chin

You rip-a da lip a bit

Beyond repair!

To shave-a da face

Or even a part

Widout it-a smart

Require da heart

Not just in a flash

It take a pinache

It take-a da passion for de art

To shave-a da face

To trim-a da beard

To make-a da bristle

Clean like a whistle

Dis is from early infancy

Da talent give to me

By God!

It take-a da skill

It take-a da brains

It take-a da will

To take-a da pains

It take-a da pace

It take-a da grace—

The winner is Todd!

- It's already the end -