Positive

Honey, whatcha cryin' at?

You're not losing him to that

Both her hair and shoes are flat

Why is she so rude?

Wipe your tears, it's no big thing

You were meant to wear his ring

Cheer up, chin up, it's time to bring

A happy attitude

Keep it positive

As you slap her to the floor

Keep it positive

As you pull her hair and call her "whore"

You can take her in a fight

You and he will reunite

You know we're right, we're positive

Kill her! (Come on, come on, bring it on)

Girls, girls!

Violence is never wise

Not the way to win back guys

Anyway, she's twice my size

Who's got a plan B? (Uh, me)

Look at her, she's like a nun

Show him you are way more fun

Bust out a lap dance and you won

You off the hizzle, G (what?)

Keep it positive

Yeah! Let out your inner freak

Keep it positive

Miss Prissy Pants won't last a week

You will whet his appetite

You and he will reunite

You know we're right, we're positive

We're positive, we're positive

We're posi-

Oh my god, you're making me sick

Are we? Warner, let's take this back to my place

Ah, hey, hey, hey, be positive

That he loves you and not her

You're hotter, and I bet you're smarter

She don't know the real him, you feel him

So don't let her steal him

Wake him up like Sleeping Beauty

Turn his head with your red-hot booty

We'll bring the noise if you bring the funk

It's positively time to shake your junk!

Shake, shake, shake, shake

Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, shake, whoo!

♪

Huh, huh, huh

Huh, huh, huh

Huh, huh

Girls, how is this helping?

He's not even here!

He left while we were shaking junk!

Wait! Girls, I'm positive

That we've taken this too far

No, I'm positive

This is Harvard, not a stripper bar

All this trashy carryin' on

That's the reason that he's gone

I need a salon (whoa!)

Girls, I'm positive (positive)

And try not to get upset

But I'm positive (positive)

That it's time for me to go brunette (what?!)

Being blonde and being hot

That got me exactly squat

Gotta show him I got more to give (more, more, more, more)

No, I'm positive (you're positive)

I'm positive (you're positive)

I'm positive (you're positive, you're positive)

Positive!